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Butter is Better!
At the gym, a man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he
notices his friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night
rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow
4 inches! You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim
how his situation was.
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I
lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
" Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
Wait for it ...........
Wait ..............
"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"
MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!
roflmao!!!
oh boy!!!
<lol>
Is that a Freudian slip that made you put this in the grub garage?
Just asking.
Bob
I have put this topic in joke board. Yes, the topic has the word recipes, and recipe in it, but it was more o a joke than anything else, not something to instruct you in cooking, or anything like that.
It was funny, by the way.
I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to move it. hehehehehehe. Well if not the food board, what about an instructional board perhaps? It works, it really does! Sike!
I'll consider this next time I open a tub of shortening to cook with!!!!!
lol!!!!
Tear drop, can I borrow a bit of that Crisco to see if the same thing would work on Bob's nose?
I'll never think of butter or Crisco in the same way again. LOL